Fixing the Knicks in 5 Easy Steps

I lied. There is no easy solution to fix the Knicks. Everybody thought the ship had a chance to crash back when the season started, but this is far beyond our worst nightmares. The Knicks are 3-13 and sharing the very bottom of the NBA with the Milwakee Bucks. If all that reckless, irresponsible spending seemed cute the last two years, it seems fucking stupid today. The Knicks are stuck with overpaid assets, whom nobody wants, are about to hand the Orlando Magic a superstar for free *. The Knicks are not in purgatory anymore, they have entered hell and there's no end in sight. How can they be fixed?

The Empire State Enigma (The New York Knicks Vs 2013-14)

The New York Knicks are like a beautiful woman with psychological issues. On her best day, she can sweep you off your feet and give you a vision of how awesome life could be with her, * yet you're never really far from a bathroom self-mutilation episode. I'll be first to admit, my Knicks look good on paper, but on the court, all bets are off. After an exhilarating 2012-13 season where we exceeded expectations and flamed out in the playoffs against the younger, bigger and hungrier Indiana Pacers, I'm worried about this season, like I worry about every seasons. So let's find out who are the Knicks, this year...